Our Lady of Weight Loss's KICK in the TUSH Club
Mission Statement: To make weight loss fun!

Weighty Confession
Motivational Musing
Righteous Recipe
Chewing the Fat
Creative Acts of Weight Loss
Workshops
Inspired & Inspirational
Super-sized Sale!
E-Cards
KITT Club Chapters
So Lean - so good! Sponsor of The Great Giveaway!
Weighty Confession

Forgive Me for I Have Sinned

In honor of my one year wedding anniversary, my hubby picked up the top cake layer from his best man.  We planned to eat it on Friday night, the day before we left for a cruise.  After eating a very healthy lunch, I remembered that the cake was in the fridge. "It's so pretty I'll just take a look." Well, I took a look and immediately I was thinking "Ack - I want a piece.  How am I going to sneak it?" Two pieces, fondant and silver sugar flowers and all, was what I ate.  Yikes!  (Do you think he'll notice?)

All Is Forgiven. Move On.

Lighten Up!  Send OLofWL your Weighty Confessions.


A Tush Kickin' New Year Giveaway - Woo Hoo prizes for three whole months!  Send in your Weighty Confessions - your favorite healthy Righteous Recipes - and/or one of your Creative Acts of Weight Loss!  Any and all who enter, will receive a two-month membership to HeritageCookbook.com!  An opportunity for you to create your very own cookbook!!!!  And all who enter will receive Our Lady of Weight Loss's latest ... 'no food zone' sign!  A sign of the times - for sure. 

THEN your name will be put in a hat and at the end January, February and then March, a winner will be pulled (like a rabbit out of the hat)!   Winner to receive a case of SoLean soy beef or soy pork patties.

All submissions will become property of Our Lady of Weight Loss and may be re-printed in the Kick in the Tush Club newsletter.
Please be sure to put your mailing address on the entries!

Platters of gratitude to our generous sponsors ~  SoLean and HeritageCookbook.com!

The Weight Is Over! Buy Our Lady of the Weight Loss, the book, NOW!
Motivational Musing

You are a star.  Own It!

Our Lady of Weight Loss is 100% sure that you are a star. Feel confident in your stardom. Flaunt it, baby!  It's not only okay to own it - it's the right thing to do!

  • Let your uniqueness show.
  • Do what pleases you.
  • Honor your core values.
  • Make requests from others; never play the victim.
  • Do different things and do things differently.
  • Risk more.
Shine on!

Are you a ball of hot gas?  Burn bright!
A star is a hot ball of gas, which burns for millions of years.  A star is born in a “stellar nursery” where gases and dust particles are drawn together though the forces of gravity. The heat produced by stars is what makes them shine. Their temperatures reach hundreds of thousands degrees Celsius.

What makes you shine? Write ME!


Call for YOUR contributions - Praise Be! There's another book in the works.  It promises to be as funny, colorful and scrumptious as Our Lady of Weight Loss: Miraculous and Motivational Musings from the Patron Saint of Permanent Fat Removalclick here.
- if not more so!  I am working on a special 'Kick in the Tush Club Chapters' section.   Group projects of any nature welcomed! Kick Chapters, get together and send in your stuff.  If you are not a member of a chapter and want to form your own, scroll down or

Talk to me!  janice@ourladyofweightloss.com

Our Lady of Weight Loss - The Book! Buy NOW.

Create & publish your very own cookbook!
Righteous Recipe

Berry Dump Cake ~ From Dorothy R., Farmington, Ct. "Everyone LOVES this recipe!  When they ask me how i make it, it's so easy I'm almost embarassed to tell them. Enjoy!"

Ingredients:  1 yellow cake mix * 2 #'s frozen berries (I buy the frozen berry medley at my supermarket) * 1 can Fresca, 7up or other fruity no-cal soda

Instructions:  Dump the berries into a baking dish (9x11) * Dump the cake mix on top of the berries * Dump the can of soda on top of the cake mix * Mix * Bake in a 375 oven for 35-40 minutes til browned. Best when served warm with a little lo-fat, no sugar ice cream or frozen yogurt.
 

Send in your healthy Righteous Recipes!  Win a prize!! (see above GiveAway)

Create your own cookbook! How cool is that?

Join the Kick in the Tush Club NOW! Fabulous and Free!
Chewing the Fat

Dear OLofWL~ My new year's resolution is to quit blaming the cookies and chips on my poor, long suffering husband.  You know the "I only buy them for him" excuse.  Perhaps there should be an Our Lord of Fat Reduction for men!  My husband is beginning to get man boobs and a buddah belly!  Thanks for helping me stick to it!  I definitely have want power and whenever I feel myself slipping, I whip out the bible. ~ Cheers from England, Karen

Dear Karen ~ I love your new year's resolution.  It would be great if we all got hip to our many excuses.  Yes, stop blaming your poor husband who you are enabling to have those man boobs!  I will do my best to incorporate Our Lord of the Fat Reduction in the next book and will certainly give you credit!  Thank you for the funny and irreverant e-mail.  Say hello to all across the pond! OLofWL travels far, so cool! ~ OLofWL

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Dear OLofWL ~ Number 3 of last week's Top Ten Resolutions for 2007 was:"To stand on the scales of justice without going Postal."

As a Postal person myself, we REALLY don't like folks using that term anymore!  That's SO-O-O 1990's!  And it makes postal workers sound like a bunch of mentally unstable crazoids.  Which is so not the truth. Did you know that even on Christmas Eve, (which was Sunday this year) & on Christmas Day, we had dedicated employees out there, sometimes even on their OWN time, working to get those last minute gifts, packages & boxes of fruit to their destinations, so that the little girls & boys of America can get their goodies on time?  That's a WONDERFUL group of people!  Not a bunch of crazies, or lazies or crabbies, for that matter.  We really DO try harder!  You didn't see the other major package delivery companies out there on those days!  I know you didn't mean to demean the Postal Service, but terms like that still hurt for the 800,000 workers who bring everything from nasty bills to your Righteous Musings to America's doors.

And while I'm at it, I might as well request forgiveness for this Weighty Confession: yesterday, while at a retirement party for one of our hardest working, I overate something fierce...bad me.  The bread, the salad, the entrée, and a huge piece of chocolate cake with chocolate fudge sauce (oh - divine) drooled on it.  I ate it all.  Thanks for listening! ~ A fan in Newark, NJ

Dear fan in Newark, NJ ~ I apologize from the bottom of my postal loving heart.  Truth is, I am always amazed at the efficiency of the USPS.  While we're on the topic, I'd like to take this opportunity to send a shout out to the postal works at my local post office, Morningside Station, zip 10026 - and say, Thank You!  Always a pleasure dropping off, picking up and having a chat!

As for your weighty confession !!!!  "All Is Forgiven.  Move On!"  ~ OLofWL

How to Start Your Own KITT Club Chapter! Woo Hoo!!

Shop on the wild side - fat-free, calorie-free Creme Patisserie.
Creative Acts of Weight Loss

What is a creative act of weight loss?
It’s ANYTHING that you do that feels good and feeds your soul, other than eating (the ‘bad’ stuff - in excess - when not hungry).

Obsess About Your HAIR! 

Shift your focus from food to hair!
I spent 4.5 hours at the hair salon yesterday trying to get the color right.  That's 4.5 hours not eating or thinking about food.  I was obsessing about hair. Very effective!!

Ten Commandments, KITT Oath Cards and Greeting Cards - Printed matter of all kinds!

Treat yourself to a goodie. You deserve something.
Workshops

Our Lady of Weight Loss - Live and In Person!
Wondrous Workshops and Tantalizing Talk

N E W   Y E A R - N E W   Y O U
January 12-14 @ The Crossings, Austin, Texas - Register NOW! LAST CHANCE!! THIS WEEKEND!
I am so excited to be leading a workshop at the beautiful CROSINGS.  Some of you signed up.  Woo hoo! I have some great projects and cool surprises for you. SIgn up NOW!  The class starts on Friday!!!!  New Year-New YOU!  (And let me know, so I can get even more excited!)
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March 8 @ Lighthouse Center for the Arts, Palm Beach County, Florida
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April 30-May 2 @ Kripalu Center for Yoga and Health - Register NOW!

Click here for more . . .

Mugs, Bags and Bumperstickers at OLofWL's Cafe Press store

Does your weight loss chart look like an EKG?
Inspired & Inspirational

You cannot perform in a manner inconsistent with the way you see yourself. ~  Zig Ziglar


Janice Taylor, Weight Loss Coach and author/artist of Our Lady of Weight Loss is currently featured in Health Magazine's Jan/Feb 2007 issue.  Health sought out the top weight-control experts for their #1 tips to get the weight off now.

For other news on Janice and reviews of Our Lady of Weight Loss from the New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Chicago Sun-Times and many more national publications click here!

Janice Taylor permanently removed 50 pounds over 5 years ago. If Janice can, you can! Click here for before / after photos.

Contact Janice Taylor Weight Loss Coach

No Food Zone SIGNS - a Sign for these times!
Super-sized Sale!

Post your own No Food Zone signs all over your home!  Most certainly, in the bathroom and maybe the bedroom, too. After all, do you need to roll in the crumbs?

How about your office?  Send a message to those saboteurs!!

Introductory special!

5" x 5" square - 100 lb. weight
$3.00 each

Great way to start the New Year! A sign of the times.
Order NOW!

No Food Zone signs (for these times)! Order NOW!

E-CARDS - a gift from Our Lady of Weight Loss to you! Inspire, motivate and share with your friends and family.
E-Cards

Our Lady of Weight Loss has a special gift for you!

FREE E-cards.  They're fabulous, fun and delicious.
Send to your friends and family!

Enjoy!



Dear OLofWL ~ I sent an e-card to someone I thought was so deserving, someone who needs to get off her back and like the rest of her body.  I sent one to me! Thanks. ~ E.

 

E-cards - spirited and inspiring. Spread the word (NOT the icing!).

Start your own KITT Club Chapter!
KITT Club Chapters

Gather your family, friends, work buddies and start your own chapter. Swap (low fat, low cal, healthy - please) righteous recipes. Or - chew the fat, dish the dirt, confess your weighty sins (and then move on). That's right! Meet weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly. Meet in-person or virtually. There are no rules. Well maybe one ... that you take the Kick in the Tush Club Oath and smile when doing so! Want more info?

Start your own Kick in the Tush Club Chapter.